Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Life is like Underwear

A friend of mine compared life to underwear the other day in an online conversation (do I have to say "online conversation" isn't that mostly redundant in this day & age?). She said that life is like underwear... change is good. And I agree. But after a little thought, I discovered that there are MANY ways that life and underwear are similar. Both are good to hang on to. Both are most interesting when they get a little dirty... here are a whole host of ways that life and underwear are the same!

Life is like underwear ... change is good ... sometimes it gets a little crappy ... your stop trying to impress people after a while ... we could all use some support ... some of us need our butt covered more than others ... you don't bare it all to strangers (unless you're drunk!!) ... style isn't required, but it sure makes it more fun!

How does your life compare to your underwear?

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Time Management

If you've managed to shower, put on clean clothes, and cook at least one meal all on the same day, someone has probably asked you "How do you do it all?"

Because, from the outside looking in, other people look amazingly productive. We see them making costumes from scratch - but we don't see that they haven't showered in two days, and their children are eating cereal for a fifth consecutive meal. We can't do all the things.

When attempting to do all the things, I prioritize. Things get set up in order of deadline. Which means that 99% of the work on a project happens right at the deadline. That is when the project finally gets some attention. It isn't procrastination - it is prioritization. And in case you missed it, that last sentence was rationalization.

It cracks me up when people are impressed with my time management skills. When they praise how much I manage to get done. It is nice to know that most people don't see all the things that end up falling through the cracks...

People compliment me all the time on my time management skills. They're impressed by how much I get done at the last minute.

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Coupons at the Craft Store

I'm a huge fan of saving money on craft supplies. Because every penny I save buying craft supplies leaves me with money to buy more craft supplies. And I think that most crafters feel the same. Which is why I don't mind waiting behind a couple people in line at the craft store. It gives me time to go through the crumpled-up receipts at the bottom of my bag to find a current coupon, lets me go through the e-mails on my phone to see if any of this week's deals apply to the items that I can't go home without, and gives me a chance to check the website to see if there are any deals that mean I should get out of line to go fill up the cart some more.

And sometimes, the coupons justify grabbing one of the expensive chocolate bars at the register. Almost. Which leads me to the question, why don't they ever offer coupons on the chocolate? Wouldn't the stores make more money if we paid full price on the craft supplies while picking up discount chocolate? Or maybe craft stores are really chocolate stores getting us to pay full price for their products by offering coupons on craft supplies? Interesting business model...

I also want to give a nod to my friend Jenny from Craft Test Dummies for inspiring today's graphic - she hopped onto Periscope after having a commenter on this post admonish her for recommending using coupons at big box stores. Sorry, lady... you're going to have trouble prying the coupons out of this snarky crafter's glue-covered hands...

Monday, May 9, 2016

I am not the internet police

I try to fit about 3,476 hours of stuff into each day. Some days I make it all happen. Barely. But even if I had only 6 things to do a day, I would not add "internet police" to my list of things to do. But some people want me to police the internet. They think it is okay to snag images and content that my creative friends and I create, and post it on their own channels without attribution. And they feel good about themselves when they add a disclaimer that if we find one of our images on their site, their instagram, wherever, that we should send them a note so that they can credit us.


Just No.

I spend my days creating cool stuff that I share for free on the internet. You spend your day finding cool stuff that other people made, and posting it to your social media. Your job is pretty easy... just add on the part where you find the source of the content, and credit them. A quick image search on Google will work most of the time. And if you can't easily find the source, it doesn't become a "finders keepers" situation where you get to appropriate it for your own uses. No source = no go. And there are some people who want you to ask before you use their content... which is totally valid!

Making me, and all my crafty friends, come after every person who uses our content without attribution would mean we no longr would have time to CREATE the cool content. Which means that these appropriators would have to actually create their own cool stuff. Or try to. Because it isn't easy. It takes supplies, and skills, and time. And a whole lot of creativity.

Stealing content = sucking the creativity off the internet.

Don't ask me to be the internet police. I already have a gig.

Monday, May 2, 2016

What really happens for Teacher Appreciation Week

We got a note home from my son's school informing us that this week is Teacher Appreciation week. The class mom arranged a "theme" for each day. Monday we bring in a note. Tuesday it is a flower. Wednesday it is a sweet treat. I think it is a great idea. I don't think there is a way to praise our teachers enough! But, just because I send my child off to school does not mean that I have "free time" during the day to create daily themed gifts for my son's teacher.

Reality is there are only 24 hours in the day, and I have to spend some of them with my head on a pillow. Surfing Pinterest.

Thanks to all the teachers who have come into my life. Y'all helped shape this crazy mind of mine.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

We don't always finish

In a race, you have to cross the finish line to get your medal. When playing sports, you have to wait until the last inning, until the final buzzer, to realize the outcome. Crafting doesn't work that way.

Crafting is a process. And sometimes the purpose of the process isn't to finish. It isn't to walk away with something complete or whole. Sometimes the end-game is to learn something. And sometimes that something is about yourself. Your final score is that you are more complete. More whole. And the creative journey didn't need an end for you to get there.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Craft Definition: Craftastrophe

When is a mess more than just a mess? When you can't see what is holding it up anymore. When you're not sure if you're crafting on top of a card table or a pile of boxes. When the only thing keeping the supplies from creating a sparkly avalanche onto the floor is your crafty mojo. That's when you know you have a craftastrophe on your hands.

Like many natural disasters, you can't see a craftastrophe coming. In most cases, you don't know that a craftastrophe has occurred until you look up, and realize that you're in the middle of one. In fact, a passer-by is more likely to recognize you as the victim of a craftastrophe than you are.
But fear not. If you've found yourself in the aftermath of a craftastrophe, there is no need to call FEMA or the Red Cross. In most cases, you can choose to extract yourself when you deem the time is right. And although there may never be full recovery, in general, there are lots of beautiful things that are made in the process of forming a craftastrophe.