Thursday, August 28, 2014

Hey Girl, Lemme watch you craft...

Today, I'm going to talk directly to the guys. Because the girls have already scrolled down to the eye candy, and are now frantically trying to wipe the drool off their keyboards before anyone notices. Guys... let me tell you... talk is cheap. Listening is where it is at. We girls have all kinds of serious problems. Whether to use red glitter or black. If we should press seams open or to the side. Why everyone calls it "Modge Podge" instead of Mod Podge. These are serious crafty issues that must be discussed. So pull up a chair while we're crafting, and just listen. Every now and then give us an "mmmm-hmmm" or a "really?" or if you're really into it... ask a question.

Because no matter what you look like with your shirt off... listening is sexy. Caring about what we're working on, and what our brains are thinking about while we're working on it is the sexiest thing you can do. However, if you follow it up by doing a load of laundry and emptying the dishwasher... chances are you won't get your full 8 hours of sleep tonight.

Oh, ladies... if the eye candy isn't leaving you satisfied, I've got some craft ideas that use an entirely different kind of studs... check out the stud crafts over at 30 Minute Crafts.

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