Which isn't to say that I don't like drama. I'm a fan of Thursday night television. Spending a weekend of bingeing on a Movie of the Week marathon sounds like a perfect way to pass the time. Because drama is best enjoyed behind glass - either bullet proof or touch-screen. Drama is best enjoyed with a side of popcorn and extra heartburn-enducing butter. But the heartburn, and ache, that comes with being ensnared in drama isn't nearly as fun.
Maybe, when I was a teen, I enjoyed suiting up to grab a slug of drama between friends. Because teen girl friendships are woven out of lipgloss and heartbreak. But as an adult, I prefer to hang out in pajama pants and measure myself a dose of wine while reaching for the remote. I've got all the drama I need saved on my DVR.